This is a Holdup: Make Your Own Suspenders

Maybe you’ve caught yourself staring longingly at the expensive pairs at Urban Outfitters or American Apparel, maybe you dig the JBeals look, or maybe you’re just looking for something new, but I think we both know that it’s high time you get your own pair of suspenders.

Suspenders — which are apparently called braces by British people — are slick little babies that make pretty much any outfit look just that much better. With jeans and a t-shirt? Obviously. Over a button down? Hello! Clipped onto a high-waisted skirt? Why not?

Today I’m going to teach you how to make suspenders for yourself. It’s the first in a few installments I’m going to be writing on DIY clothes because sometimes that’s what has to happen: you have to do it yourself. When it comes to girls who like “menswear,” it can be hard to find what you’re looking for. I know that lots of times I get frustrated when I go shopping because they don’t have what I want, and if they do it’s priced outrageously. There’s really no good reason why you should have to spend twice as much for the women’s version of the exactly same shirt that’s sitting over in the men’s department but isn’t quite made to fit your body. So we’re going to do something about that. This is mutiny: arts and crafts style.

If you have no idea what you’re doing, don’t worry! We’re starting small. Grab a friend to help you with measurements, pull on a pair of pants, and you’re ready to go.

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Flaxseed Gel For All Your Coiffure Needs

Let’s talk about how sexy it is to run your fingers through someone’s hair after they’ve put gel or hairspray in it. Spoiler alert: it’s actually not that sexy. Even if you firmly reside in the “no one can touch my hair” camp (no worries, I’m your neighbor!), you have to admit that most hair holding concoctions leave a lot to be desired. They turn your thousands of lovely locks of hair into crunchy, hard clumps that have to be gently combed out so that you’re hair doesn’t break (ugh) or washed out before you even think about doing anything else with your hair (double ugh).

Flaxseed gel is not most gels. It somehow magically holds your hair in place while keeping it pliable. It doesn’t leave any buildup or flake off if you decide not to wash your hair immediately. And it’s next to free. The cost breakdown here is almost laughable because all you’re using is water, 2 tablespoons of flaxseeds (which go for $2-3/pound) and maybe a drop of essential oils. The only downside to it is that it’s a lot less shelf stable than most things I like to make. It’ll stay good for 2-4 weeks if you refrigerate it; meaning if you use a lot, you’ll probably have to make a new batch every month. Luckily, it takes less than 10 minutes to whip up.

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Spinach and Goat Cheese Ravioli

Ravioli is a glorious food that is even more glorious when it comes from somewhere other than your freezer. Making it yourself means that you can fill it with anything (pumpkin? egg yolk? saag paneer? yes, yes, and triple yes) and then eat until comatose since every recipe I’ve ever come across makes no less than 40 motherloving pillows of ravioli. This recipe originally used arugula, but as ½ a pound of arugula costs nearly its weight in gold, I opted for spinach. If you’d like to try arugula, be my guest, but then please make me yours.

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Craft A Bow Tie With Your Own Two Hands

58_party-1Ahh ze ineffable necktie. First we have the traditional tie. That utterly incomprehensible piece of silk worn around the necks of men and bois everywhere. Next, we come to the ascot. Seen at polo matches, horse races, and on the uniform of one Mr. Fred Jones (of Scooby-Doo fame), the ascot says “I have money and I’m not afraid to use it” unlike anything else. And the bolo tie. Who could forget the bolo? Once the domain of cowboys and their southern counterparts, vaqueros, bolos are making their sartorial comeback with the rockabilly set. Finally we arrive at the bow tie. While skinny ties and scarves each have their place in a dignified queer’s wardrobe, it’s the bow tie that lends a certain je ne sais fab to any outfit. But where does one find a bow tie? How exactly does one procure a properly sized and attractively styled cravet? Thrift stores, to be sure. Perhaps at the shop of a gentleman’s clothier. But there is another way to go about the selection of a bow tie. It is, of course, to create one with your own hands.
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Blank Slate Beeswax Salve

The math of making salves is easy. If you can boil water and measure ingredients, you can make a salve. The science and art comes in infusing herbs and spices that will make the salve worthwhile. Before we get there, though, let’s dive into the math.

Beeswax + Liquid or Soft Oil Salve

  • Almond
  • Avocado
  • Castor
  • Coconut
  • Jojoba
  • Olive

Basic Proportions

Beeswax Liquid Oil
By Part 1/7 6/7
By Percentage 15% 85%

Calculated Amounts

Beeswax (oz) Oil (oz) Beeswax (g) Oil (g)
.5 oz (14 g)  .075 oz  .425 oz  2 g  12 g
1 oz (28 g)  .15 oz  .85 oz  4 g  24 g
2 oz (56 g)  .3 oz  1.7 oz  8 g  48 g
4 oz (112 g)  .6 oz  3.4 oz  16 g  96 g
5 oz (140 g)  .75 oz  4.25 oz  20 g  120 g
10 oz (280 g)  1.5 oz  8.5 oz  40 g  240 g
16 oz (454 g)  2.4 oz  13.6 oz  68 g  386 g

None of these amounts work for you or using more than one oil? Use the spreadsheet to do the calculation for you.

In the spreadsheet blow, make your own copy in google drive (“File” > “Make a copy” > “OK”). Enter how much salve (in grams) you want to make in the pink box and the spreadsheet will auto-calculate ingredient amounts for you.

Developing a Soap Recipe

When I was learning how to make soap, I felt completely overwhelmed by all the information out there. Some recipes are in ounces, others are in grams. Some throw in tablespoons and teaspoons for good measure (ha!). Superfatting is baffling. There are 937 lye calculators out there. Am I an evil person if I use palm oil?

My blog is my space where I sort through information and try to demystify DIY so today, I want to talk a little about developing recipes. I’ve been trying to think of a way to make soaping a little easier for people who don’t have the perfect sized mold or are missing an expensive oil but want to re-work the recipe into something they can use.

Like many good things in life, it all comes down to math. When you’re making soap, the difference between good math and bad math can be a really nice bar and one that burns your skin off. Not really a chance that most people are willing to take, I’m thinking. With all that in mind, this is a step-by-step guide to making your own soap recipe.

1. Determine the capacity of your soap mold in grams or ounces by filling it up with water and weighing the water. Don’t forget to tare the weight of the mold.

2. Calculate how much liquid and total oil you’ll need. This will be determined by what liquid you decide to you to dissolve lye. As a guideline, waters use a 1:3 water to oil ratio where as milks use a 1:2 ratio. Although this is a useful rough estimate, always use a lye calculator to make sure that your recipe will be safe.

Liquids
  • Waters (1:3 ratio)
    • Aloe
    • Beer (freeze first)
    • Coconut water
    • Rosewater
    • Tea
    • Water
  • Milks (1:2 ratio, freeze first)
    • Almond milk
    • Buttermilk
    • Cow’s milk
    • Goat’s milk

Once you’ve chosen a liquid, you can move on in your calculations. I think best visually, so I use charts when I do the math. Let’s use one of my molds as an example. My mold holds 36 oz of water so I put that number in box A2. The recipe I’m using in this example uses water to dissolve the lye, so we’ll use a 1:3 ratio. That means that 75% of the oil/water will be oil (box B2). All that’s left to do is multiply across the row to find out how much water you’ll need in your recipe.

A B C D
1 Mold capacity Percentage  Result
2 Water 36 oz 25% 9 oz
3 Oil 36 oz 75%  27 oz

3. Come up with your oil recipe. This is the science part. Check out my page on soap making lipids to make sure you’ve got the right balance of moisturizing, cleansing, hardness, and bubbles.

Note sure where to start? Try soap queen’s favorite recipes or tips for formulating your own recipe.

Here are some of my bases:

  • Mamoot (1 august 14)
    • 59% olive, 40% coconut, 1% shea
    • Nice and hard, good bubbles, a little drying
  • Mamoot (25 may 14)
    • 70% olive, 20% cocnut, 8% avocado, 2% shea
    • Nice suds, but melts quickly and took days to unmold
  • The Nerdy Farm Wife (4 october 14)
    • 68% olive, 25% coconut, 7% castor
    • Very easy to cut and stamp, bubble and smooth
  • Mamoot (10 december 2014)
    • 30% olive, 30% coconut, 30% palm, 5% castor, 5% avocado
    • Nice and hard the next day, easy to cut and stamp
  • Mamoot (10 december 2014)
    • 30% olive, 30% palm, 20% coconut, 5% sunflower, 2.5% castor, 2.5% avocado
    • Still soft the next day, very hard to stamp and cut cleanly
  • Mamoot (11 december 2014)
    • 32% olive, 32% coconut, 32% palm, 4% sweet almond

To work with percentages in recipes, I use charts again. Let’s do another example. Remember how we found how out how much oil we’ll need in our sample recipe in box D3 above? Let’s put that number in each box in column G.

E F G H
1 Oils 27 oz
2 Olive oil 67% x 27 oz = 18 oz
3 Coconut oil 26% x 27 oz = 7 oz
4  Castor oil 7% x 27 oz = 2 oz

4. Run your oil recipe through a lye calculator to see how much lye you’ll need. I usually go for 5% because it’ll make a bar that’s not so soft that it melts in the shower but still in a safe level.

5. If oils are the science, this is the art part. Create a bar recipe by adding scents, exfoliants, colorants, and other additives. Unless the ingredient mentions otherwise, these parts are added after the soap has reached trace.

Scents
  • Essential oils – Expensive, yes, but worth it in my opinion. They give crispy, unchanging scents and are easily predictable as to what they’ll do to the soap.
  • Fragrance oils – Honestly, I’m not the biggest fan of fragrance oils. I’ve tried a few and they’ve all been so heady that I’ve had to leave my windows open for hours afterward to make my headache go away. I’ve also found that most smell very different in the bottle and after saponification. Plus they’re not much cheaper than essential oils.
Exfoliants
  • Citrus zest
  • Cinnamon
  • Coffee grounds – If you don’t think you’ve added enough, STOP. You probably have. Coffee grinds really are lovely in moderation but painful in excess.
  • Cornmeal
  • Oatmeal – Grind it up so that it doesn’t clog your shower drain
  • Powdered or crushed nuts
  • Seeds – poppy, chia, flax, cranberry, strawberry
  • Tea bag contents
Colorants
  • Red/Pink
    • Australian pink clay
    • Australian red reef clay
    • Brazilian red clay
    • French red clay
    • Moroccan red clay
    • Red oxide
  • Orange
    • Paprika
  • Yellow
    • Brazilian yellow clay
    • Buriti oil
    • Carrot Baby food – Only ingredients can be vegetable/fruit and water; to use, replace half of your liquid with baby food and combine it with lye at the beginning of the recipe
    • Turmeric
  • Green
    • French green clay
    • Green oxide
    • Spirulina
    • Zeolite green clay
  • Blue
  • Purple
    • Alkanet root
    • Brazilian purple clay
  • Pink
  • White
    • Kaolin clay
    • Titanium dioxide
  • Grey
    • Bentonite clay
  • Black
    • Activated charcoal
    • Australian black clay
  • Brown/Tan
    • Cocoa
    • Pumpkin Puree – Replace half of your liquid with baby food and combine it with lye at the beginning of the recipe
Other Additives
  • Clay – Provides slip; good for shaving soaps
  • Dried flowers
  • Honey – A humectant
  • Spices

6. Take notes. You’ll only get better as you make more soap so you might as well start noting now what works and what doesn’t.